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The 13 NEW States of the Union

Last updated on May 25, 2021

You might have been under the delusion that there are only fifty states in the Union. You’d be wrong. There are now sixty-three States!

As you have tried to survive a year-long ordeal, many States have grown gluttonous for power.

During that time, they ordered citizens to wear masks, stay at home, “social distance,” and obey a never-ending grab-bag of restrictions. They forced restaurants to shut down or dramatically limit capacity.

You know, firsthand, the restrictions placed on you in your state.

Now, under the Biden Administration and the Democrat Congress, the Federal government is taking the lead in grabbing as much power as they can get away with before the mid-term elections next year.   They are adding more states.

Come with us for a journey across this land.

Let’s fly over these new States and see what we’re up against.

Then we’ll visit the one good State that can save us. Let’s go…

For your convenience, we have prepared the following fact sheet as we fly over each state.

The Surveillance State

State Motto: “We’re watching you and listening too — yes to YOU!”
State Capital: Somewhere in the Desert
Secret Mission: To know everything about everybody.
State Bird: Snooping Swoop
Main Products: Reams of records of every phone call, Tweet, Facebook posting, letter, post card, etc., etc., etc., and Drones

The Regulatory State

State Motto: “Regulate – Regulate – Regulate.”
State Capital: The Bureaucracy, Washington, DC
Secret Mission: Regulate them ‘til they cry “Uncle Sam.”
State Bird: Pirouetting Parrot
Main Products: Regulations, directives, mask mandates, edicts, mountain ranges of paper

Nanny State

State Motto: “We’ll wrap you little suckers in warm flannel and protect you from harming yourselves, ‘cause We, the Enlightened Ones, know best what’s good for you.”
State Capital: Mayor’s Office, The Big Apple
Secret Mission: Control these ignoramuses.
State Bird: Brooding Hen
Main Products: Hot air, propaganda, and more regulations

Enforcement State

State Motto: “One wrong move and we’ll nail your sorry ass to the wall.
State Capital: SWAT Team, U.S.A.
Secret Mission: Power.
State Bird: Sharp Shinned Hawk
Main Products: Battering rams, tanks, military tactics, brass knuckles, truncheons

The Bankrupt State

State Motto: “We can’t afford a state motto, but we’ll pretend we can.”
State Capital: Washington, DC., U.S.A.
Secret Mission: Prevent anyone from noticing that we’re broke. Then print more money.
State Bird: Albatross
Main Products: Mountains of paper money, higher prices, more debt

State of Taxation

State Motto: “If it moves — tax it. If it makes money — tax it. If it’s dead — tax it to make sure.”
State Capitol: Wherever the Suckers Live, U.S.A.
Secret Mission: It’s no secret.
State Bird: Bonestripping Vulture
Main Products: Tax audits, fear, uncertainty, bad economics.

The Bureaucratic State

State Motto: “Let’s all be like the Post Office.”
State Capital: Every Nook & Cranny, U.S.A.
Secret Mission: Keep them waiting. Then, when they reach the front of the line, tell them they’re too late.
State Bird: Belligerent Buzzard
Main Products: Long lines, forms to fill out, more lines.

The Entitlement State

State Motto: “So What if Medicare Bankrupts the Country. We’ll just pay the doctors less.
State Capital: (We had to sell the farm.)
Secret Mission: Medicare for All
State Bird: Portly Pigeon
Main Products: Dependency and Bankruptcy

The Welfare State

State Motto: “Food Stamps for everyone.”
State Capital: The Old Detroit.
Secret Mission: Turn the country into a huge food line.
State Bird: Mooching Magpie
Main Products: Slums.

State of War

State Motto: “We bring peace.”
State Capital: The White House, Washington, DC
Secret Mission: Appear weak and thus encourage war.
State Bird: Black-Capped Chickadee posing as a Killer Hawk
Main Products: The next War; War on Terror; War on Drugs

State of Denial

State Motto: “Ignore that we’re bankrupt, and keep printing and spending money we don’t really have”
State Capital: The U.S. Congress, Washington, DC
Secret Mission: Keep denying there’s a problem.
State Bird: The Oblivious Ostrich
Main Products: Excuses and denials.

State of Uncertainty

State Motto: “Keep them guessing—always.”
State Capital: Wherever, U.S.A.
Secret Mission: Even we don’t know what our secret mission is.
State Bird: Dodo Bird
Main Products: Unemployment.

Finally, we come to the one State that still has the power to save our assess.

State of Awareness

State Motto: “Learn what’s happening. Think.  Trust Yourself. Take action.”
State Capital: Wherever You Are, and willing to question authority
Secret Mission: (That’s our secret.)
State Bird: The Eagle
Main Products: The Matrix Gazette; Knowledge, Thought and Action; Intellectual Ammunition, including the great books and documents of liberty.

In the meantime, start spending more time in the State of Awareness.

Doesn’t cost you airfare because you’re already there.

Let’s get busy.

The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.”

—Justice William O. Douglas

“The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.”

—Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

“If you want total security, go to prison. There you’re fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking… is freedom.”—Dwight D. Eisenhower

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